literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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