Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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