I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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