I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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