I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Blood and glitter go together right?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Such a big mess for such a small penis
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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