It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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