Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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