am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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