So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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