just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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