It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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