How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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