I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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