She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
operation have a gay friend backfired
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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