I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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