I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I'm always down for nudity.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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