Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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