I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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