My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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