Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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