Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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