Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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