home. puking in laundry basket.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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