Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Sorry my hands just texted you
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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