Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I just had sex on a roof
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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