Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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