you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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