Fuck appropriateness.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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