It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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