another moral hangover. fuck.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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