Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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