yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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