So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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