brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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