i just wanna soil my oats bro
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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