Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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