He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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