That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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