sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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