Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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