i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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