my mouth tastes like poor choices
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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