u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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