its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
