and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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