Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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