I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Randomize
