he thought i was a dude.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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Oh Jesus.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
my poor anus
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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