It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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