return my video game
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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