i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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