My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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