I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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