Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Randomize
