im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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