she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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